Must Read Funny Love Quotes That Will Make you Crazy

You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You fight, I fight. You jump off a bridge, I yell, “Did you put me in your will?”


I wanted to send my love to you but the mail carrier said it was too big.


Be grateful that my heart is stupid. Even though you broke it, it still loves you.


Perfect love is like unicorn, nonexistent.


They say that I should forget my ex. I ask them why I should forget a good example of my mistake.


You are the person I can’t forget But you are also the person I don’t want to remember.


There’s nothing wrong with admitting you’re in love with him, What’s wrong is that you keep on denying it even though it’s obvious.


I only have two vices, boozing and gambling. Boozing in your love and gambling everything For you.


A crush gives you inspiration, But also it gives you depression, especially if your crush is not giving you any attention.


Gossips are like historians. They talk about things they didn’t witness.


Love is like fat, no matter how hard you hide it, it will still appear.


I hate the feeling that even when I’m angry, it goes away with just your smile.


A time will come that you will remember the times you’ve been stupid to someone and you will just laugh.


A girlfriend is like a government, they have many prohibitions. A boyfriend is like a politician, they have many promises.


There are things that are easy to say but hard to do…such as dieting, saving and most of all moving on.


If loving you was a crime, I would go to jail a million times.


You don’t have to travel around the world to find your true love. I am right here.


Algebra is my favorite subject… because you can replace my X without asking me Y?


Of all the emotions that people can show, jealousy is the hardest to hide.


Love is like an illness, it will hit you when you don’t expect.


The easiest way to move on is to remove the letter L from the word lover and accept that it’s OVER.


This is true… Life is incomplete without you. I am so unlucky. I can’t be complete…because I know, I can never have you.


I consider my ex as a treasure… that I would really like to bury in the ground.


Life is so stupid. An ordinary person makes you smile and a very special person makes you cry. Still, we care for the special one.


If loving you were a crime, I would be the most wanted criminal.


That feeling that you are moving on but you two didn’t have a relationship.


True love is like boomerang, it always comes towards you and doesn’t care about others.


I just hope being happy is as easy as typing HAHAHA..


If you read love quotes, either it’ll hit you or you will remember someone.


What’s the use of your heart if I’m not inside it?


 

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